Friday the 13th Is Coming For You
Inescapable curses await you if you dare to step outside today.
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Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
Inescapable curses await you if you dare to step outside today.
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This week in the review that no one asked for, I will be analyzing the flavorscape of UCSB’s infamous dining common, Portola.
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We dive all up in our young Netflix queues to give you some fiery suggestions for all your basic lit-uations.
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He decided that America had failed him and that the American political system was so overrun by E! News and Bravo that there was no chance for it to ever be resurrected.
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Midterm season never ends, so why should your suffering?
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Local residents were graced with the presence of President Trump when he stopped as part of his multi-step program, “Make Isla Vista Great Again.”
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Soon you’ll be fending off so many stress dreams that you won’t even want to fall asleep!
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"I can’t event tell the difference between Libchella and the real thing when scrolling through my Instagram feed."
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Yesterday a student reportedly made it through the Arbor without a single organization trying to persuade him towards their cause. Yet, while this may appear to be every Gaucho's dream, it was this s...
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No matter how many times I mention the acronyms MCDB or EEMB, people don’t understand.
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Hordes of high school seniors swarmed campus following the release of a virus known as "letters of admission."
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Every year, it seems like the same movies are released over and over again just under different names. Here are my suggestions that I think would mix things up a bit...
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This weekend, treat your special someone to something special while only exerting minimal effort!
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Your OG residence may feel like being in a jail cell on a dry campus, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get lit.
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When news broke that horse-mounted police would not be used at this year's Deltopia festivities, it was met with excitement from local students. However, this apparent détente may be short-lived...
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