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Sad! Thousands of New Year’s Resolutions Left Abandoned on Streets of DP

January 23, 2018 by

Sadly, this is an annual occurrence.
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Students in ESS Pre-major Prepare to Literally Jump Through Hoops

January 22, 2018 by

Students have been working diligently to gear up for this week’s final challenge.
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Study Abroad Student Misses Memo, Shows Up 1 Week Early

January 19, 2018 by

The TAs then handed out the exams, and the professor wrote the time remaining on the board. Still, Sanders remained clueless.
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2018 NFL Playoffs: Conference Championship Preview

January 19, 2018 by

Only four teams remain, and sports writer Richard Benites analyzes each team and who will win for the right to go to the Super Bowl!
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2018 NFL Playoffs: Divisional Round Award Winners

January 16, 2018 by

Nexus staff writer Richard Benites breaks down, and hands out awards following the wonderful divisional round weekend of the 2018 NFL Playoffs.
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2018 CFP Championship Award Winners

January 11, 2018 by

Following the wonderful CFP Championship game between Alabama and Georgia, staff writer Richard Benites analyzes the game and hands out his awards to those who deserve them.
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ALL THE SEX I’VE HAD THIS YEAR, RATED

December 18, 2017 by

Every year when my virginity restarts on Jan. 1, I record and rate all the sex I have had by month and man. Take a peek into my exciting life as a serial polygamist:
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10 Stages of Finals Week

December 8, 2017 by

Despair. Pizza cravings. Yerba Mate. More despair. Finals season brings on a whole wave of feelings. Here is what a typical finals week looks like.
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Eggbert: A Year in Review

December 7, 2017 by

As the year comes to a close, Eggbert takes time to reflect on some of the advice he’s given over the course of 2017 and add any additional wisdom he’s picked up along the way.
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Lame Frat Tables Their Parties in Arbor

December 1, 2017 by

In an unsurprising turn of events, lame-ass frat Sigma Tau Delta has resorted to tabling in The Arbor yesterday just to get people to come to their dumb parties.
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6 Ways to Fuck Your Bae And Not Your GPA  

November 30, 2017 by

With finals fast approaching we're all running short on time to cram either knowledge or genitalia. Fear not! Below is our illustrated guide on how to make the most of your next two weeks. 
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The Eagles Aren’t as Good as You Think, They’re Actually Better

November 16, 2017 by

Now beyond the halfway point of the NFL season, the Philadelphia Eagles have the best record in the league at 8-1. Staff writer Richard Benites, who is an avid Eagles fan, yes even before this season,...
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Third-Year Dan Nutmeg Identified as Student Consistently Coughing in Your Lecture

November 14, 2017 by

They said it couldn’t be done, but that one guy always coughing in your lectures has finally been identified as third-year biology major Dan Nutmeg.
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Student Accidentally Changes Majors While Registering on G.O.L.D.

November 13, 2017 by

Winter quarter registration pass times have quickly arrived, leaving everyone panicking about getting the classes they need while dreaming about the perfect world they will immerse themselves in if th...
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Ask Eggbert: Important questions for Eggbert

November 10, 2017 by

Eggbert the Alien is back again and sharing his universally renown wisdom on all things from budding classroom romances to dirty dishes.
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