The End of an Affair

May 26, 2004 by

All good things must come to an end. "Seinfeld," the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, the reign of the Roman Empire and in turn, my love affair with the Daily Nexus.
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Strutting With Pride

May 19, 2004 by

You know it when you see it. It's 10 a.m. on a Saturday, and a girl walks by your house carrying her Steve Maddens, make-up smeared from here to next Tuesday, hair messed up beyond recognition and in ...
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Just Your T.A. or Just T&A?

May 12, 2004 by

Well it's almost the end of the school year, and you know what that means - whether you are a freshman, senior or somewhere in between, it's time to try to get some folks fired. Goodbye, pristine repu...
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Beneath the Sexual Radar

May 5, 2004 by

It seems that people these days are just bursting with bizarre and morbid curiosity. From charged nipple clamps to glow-in-the-dark butt plugs, chances are if man can create it, someone, somewhere is ...
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A Pubic Hairy Situation

April 28, 2004 by

Hair is a part of life. Whether you like it or not, hair is an inescapable certainty that we must live with. Many of you may have a bit of the amazon growing between your thighs, and others still may ...
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Let’s Not Get So Physical

April 21, 2004 by

Sex is great - Having it, talking about it, thinking about it, and by all means, doing activities that could potentially lead to it are wonderful ways to pass the time. However, even a sex columnist h...
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Who Needs a Room When You’ve Got a Park Bench?

April 14, 2004 by

Freshman year, back when I was foolish enough to go to frat social events, I saw a disturbing scene at a "heaven and hell"-themed party. A group of my peers were gathered around in one specific room, ...
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Nookie With Neighbors

April 7, 2004 by

Young, privileged people in college communities are always seeking instant gratification. Most would say that such situations create an ideal that we can always have what we want whenever we want it, ...
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Perfecting the Art of Post-Sex Pillow Talk

March 31, 2004 by

Anyone who has ever been around here March through June should know about the mad rush of people looking to get action on a daily basis during this time. If you haven't, you are in for a treat. Spring...
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If That’s What Hookup Means, Then Yes

March 3, 2004 by

Seeing as how at least one portion of my everyday verbal discourse infallibly involves sex, this week I chose to address a sexual term whose definition is, like the balls, too often neglected: hooking...
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Keep Sex Out of the Family

February 25, 2004 by

When it comes to anything sexual, the physical rewards are well worth going out and seeking a partner for some naughty nighttime nookie. But we all know that getting everything we want, especially if ...
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Good Morning, Sunshine

February 18, 2004 by

Some people prefer the kind of sex where you barely move and your eyes are shut so tightly that a crowbar couldn't pry them open. Others still would rather have sex only in the pitch dark under the co...
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Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

February 11, 2004 by

The powers that be should change this Valentine's Day bullshit into "National Get Laid Day." Think about this for a minute, there are two extreme perspectives about this holiday: one of people who lov...
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Ass-Baring Embarrassments

February 4, 2004 by

Bizarre sexual experiences happen to people all the time. You can either watch them in a porno, read about them in some tabloid magazine or wait for the next Paris Hilton sex video on the Internet.
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Living in the Land of the Sexiles

January 28, 2004 by

College is a time when you are forced to make sacrifices. As a freshman you sacrifice mom's home-cooked meals for dorm slop and your own room at home for a hole in the wall that you must share with a ...
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