Kate Rice

January 14, 2004

Sexually Speaking, Everyone Could Use a Tip or Two

By Kate Rice

Four years ago, when I was a freshman here at UCSB, a girl across the hallway in my dorm, who I desperately hope is reading this now, drew a picture of what she called a penis and showed it to me.

January 7, 2004

This Ain’t Sea World, Kids

By Kate Rice

The storm season is upon us, the new students are settled in and the parties are plentiful. The mundane mid-year slump is hitting, so hookups at this time of year are particularly shameless, and just about anyone can get...

December 4, 2003

Nudity for Finals Week Fun

By Kate Rice

Dead Week and the finals crunch are always a joy - if you like pain. Caffeine overload headaches and delirium are surely right around the corner for many students due to all-nighters, final papers and presentations.

November 26, 2003

The Wednsday Hump: Ex Sex Is the Emotional Baggage Claim

By Kate Rice

Picture yourself having a good time on a date with someone you are interested in. The person's phone rings and as you watch recognition of the number roll over their face like the haze of a fog-filled Isla Vista morning,...

November 19, 2003

Poor Guy Can’t Even Stand

By Kate Rice

Beer goggles are my favorite party accessory because they compliment almost any outfit. Don't get me wrong, I am horny all the time, but there is a clear-cut difference between typical me and the penis-hungry booze hound...

November 12, 2003

Dirty Talk, Happy Humping

By Kate Rice

People use a wide array of mechanisms to liven up their sexual experiences. From food in the bedroom, to sex toys, to dressing up in a big animal costume with a hole cut out for the genital areas, if you're truly seeking...

November 5, 2003

Conserving Water Is Fun!

By Kate Rice

The key to being sneaky about sharing a shower is to be clean, quick and quiet. For instance, an obvious blob of jizz on the bar of Irish Spring may just be an accident.