Hayley E.

November 20, 2013

The Tasteful Keys to a Successful Sext

By Hayley E.

Hayley E. is sick of all these weak sexts - here's how to step up your game.

November 6, 2013

One Survey to Upgrade Your Sex Life

By Hayley E.

This week's Hump gives you a quick and easy way to discover some new things to enjoy with your partner.

October 23, 2013

Happily Humpin’ on Halloween

By Hayley E.

In preparation for Halloween weekend, Hayley E. covers a topic that is truly scary: Isla Vista's rape culture.

October 2, 2013

Just the Tips: The Hump’s Buzzed Wisdom

By Hayley E.

"Wednesday Hump" author Hayley E. pops open a bottle of wine and reflects on her freshman year.

August 7, 2013

Some Things are Better Left in the Bedroom

By Hayley E.

A new app called Lulu allows women to anonymously rate and investigate any male friend or partner with nothing but a few clicks; potentially building or destroying a man’s reputation from behind a keyboard (www.onlulu....

May 29, 2013

Humpin’ for the First Time: The Ins and Outs of Virginity

By Hayley E.

In an age where pornography is just a few clicks away, shampoo commercials are practically orgasmic and private areas can be bejeweled, one might consider the concept of “chastity” to be a thing of the past. Yet in o...

May 22, 2013

If You Like It … Put a Label On It

By Hayley E.

In college, particularly in Isla Vista, we are encouraged to despise labels. You may be lying blissfully in bed when your partner of x-months asks you timidly, “So, are we exclusive?” Don’t panic. Don’t push them...

May 8, 2013

Call of the Wild: Farewell, Four Walls

By Hayley E.

As a man once said, “Yeah, it’s fun.” I enjoy public sex for the same reasons I enjoy scary movies — the thrill of it. There’s a damn good chance someone is going to see your ass bobbing up and down in the lewd...

April 24, 2013

Gents, Tame Your Man-Mane… And Let Your Inner Lion Find His Roar

By Hayley E.

My doves, my pets, hello. I return to you with a righteous crusade at hand. I dream a dream of perfectly mowed, or at the very least nicely trimmed, meadows in the pants of men everywhere. Yes, you young rapscallions, yo...

April 3, 2013

Quel Your Horn With Porn: The Merits of Spending Some “Me Time” in Cyberspace

By Hayley E.

To begin, I like porn. I watch porn. As your dedicated Humptress, it is my duty to divulge this to you. You may now sigh in relief. You are now either more holy than I and abstain or one of my brethren. What a cozy atmos...

March 6, 2013

K.Perry Got It Right: Kiss a Girl, You’ll (Probably) Like It

By Hayley E.

We’ve all been there: It’s a party, everyone’s hammered and the girls are getting extra flirty. Suddenly, there, among the filth of the fiesta, shines a vision. Angelic vocals reach a crescendo. All who witness are...

February 20, 2013

Sex Goes Slapstick: Gaucho Bedroom Bloopers Exposed

By Hayley E.

Hello my nubile Nexus readers, today we will be partaking in a great American tradition: basking in the embarrassment of others. This fine Wednesday, we’ve been lucky enough to have some of your peers sacrifice themsel...

February 6, 2013

What Happens Before Sex (And, No, This Time We’re Not Talking Foreplay)

By Hayley E.

Come hither, my brethren, let us unite once more over our love of all things saucy. As Valentine’s Day is approaching, and is thus undoubtedly on the minds of most women out there, I feel a slight mix-up in the itinera...

January 23, 2013

Bite Me: Sink Your Teeth into the Wonders of Kink

By Hayley E.

Gather round, gather round, one and all. Today our topic is one of much excitement: kinky sex. But before we get there we must take a peek into my past, so you can understand how I have suffered for this cause. Now, plea...

January 10, 2013

Grab 2013 By the Balls! The Sexual Musts to Make 2013 Bangin’

By Hayley E.

Hello my nubile Nexus readers! I hope you were all sufficiently sloshed on New Years. As I shamefully wasted an opportunity to make countless “Santa’s sack” jokes for the Christmas holiday, and instead chose to ran...

November 28, 2012

Titty Patrol Here, Laying Down the Law on Bosom Standards and Practices

By Hayley E.

Hello my pervy public, today we will be discussing the do’s and don’ts of fondling a woman’s sweater monkeys. This topic is very near and dear to my heart (as well as on top of it). From a young age, I have suffere...