The Tasteful Keys to a Successful Sext

November 20, 2013 by

Hayley E. is sick of all these weak sexts - here's how to step up your game.
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One Survey to Upgrade Your Sex Life

November 6, 2013 by

This week's Hump gives you a quick and easy way to discover some new things to enjoy with your partner.
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Happily Humpin’ on Halloween

October 23, 2013 by

In preparation for Halloween weekend, Hayley E. covers a topic that is truly scary: Isla Vista's rape culture.
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Just the Tips: The Hump’s Buzzed Wisdom

October 2, 2013 by

"Wednesday Hump" author Hayley E. pops open a bottle of wine and reflects on her freshman year.
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Some Things are Better Left in the Bedroom

August 7, 2013 by

A new app called Lulu allows women to anonymously rate and investigate any male friend or partner with nothing but a few clicks; potentially building or destroying a man’s reputation from behind a k...
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Humpin’ for the First Time: The Ins and Outs of Virginity

May 29, 2013 by

In an age where pornography is just a few clicks away, shampoo commercials are practically orgasmic and private areas can be bejeweled, one might consider the concept of “chastity” to be a thing o...
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If You Like It … Put a Label On It

May 22, 2013 by

In college, particularly in Isla Vista, we are encouraged to despise labels. You may be lying blissfully in bed when your partner of x-months asks you timidly, “So, are we exclusive?” Don’t pani...
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Call of the Wild: Farewell, Four Walls

May 8, 2013 by

As a man once said, “Yeah, it’s fun.” I enjoy public sex for the same reasons I enjoy scary movies — the thrill of it. There’s a damn good chance someone is going to see your ass bobbing up ...
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Gents, Tame Your Man-Mane… And Let Your Inner Lion Find His Roar

April 24, 2013 by

My doves, my pets, hello. I return to you with a righteous crusade at hand. I dream a dream of perfectly mowed, or at the very least nicely trimmed, meadows in the pants of men everywhere. Yes, you yo...
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Quel Your Horn With Porn: The Merits of Spending Some “Me Time” in Cyberspace

April 3, 2013 by

To begin, I like porn. I watch porn. As your dedicated Humptress, it is my duty to divulge this to you. You may now sigh in relief. You are now either more holy than I and abstain or one of my brethre...
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K.Perry Got It Right: Kiss a Girl, You’ll (Probably) Like It

March 6, 2013 by

We’ve all been there: It’s a party, everyone’s hammered and the girls are getting extra flirty. Suddenly, there, among the filth of the fiesta, shines a vision. Angelic vocals reach a crescendo....
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Sex Goes Slapstick: Gaucho Bedroom Bloopers Exposed

February 20, 2013 by

Hello my nubile Nexus readers, today we will be partaking in a great American tradition: basking in the embarrassment of others. This fine Wednesday, we’ve been lucky enough to have some of your pee...
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What Happens Before Sex (And, No, This Time We’re Not Talking Foreplay)

February 6, 2013 by

Come hither, my brethren, let us unite once more over our love of all things saucy. As Valentine’s Day is approaching, and is thus undoubtedly on the minds of most women out there, I feel a slight m...
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Bite Me: Sink Your Teeth into the Wonders of Kink

January 23, 2013 by

Gather round, gather round, one and all. Today our topic is one of much excitement: kinky sex. But before we get there we must take a peek into my past, so you can understand how I have suffered for t...
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Grab 2013 By the Balls! The Sexual Musts to Make 2013 Bangin’

January 10, 2013 by

Hello my nubile Nexus readers! I hope you were all sufficiently sloshed on New Years. As I shamefully wasted an opportunity to make countless “Santa’s sack” jokes for the Christmas holiday, and ...
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