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Hayley E.

November 14, 2012

Queen of the Hill: Tingling Tales of Girl-On-Top

By Hayley E.

Good day, my raunchy readers! Today we will be pondering the complexities of girl-on-top. This entails subtopics such as where a male’s hands should be, the paramount importance of hip-guiding and the foolish insecurit...

October 31, 2012

Putting The “O!” in Oral: Ladies Never Spit And Gents Never Quit

By Hayley E.

My dearest Gauchos, today we will be discussing the do’s and don’ts of oral sex. Now, I have qualms with both my XXs and my XYs regarding your respective oral habits, and this may result in being a bit of a rant. You...

October 17, 2012

Let’s Play: Toys in the Bedroom

By Hayley E.

Ladies and gentlemen, I come before you today a woman who enjoys indulging in her favorite adult toy when her roommates are gone. I am an avid fan of toys and if you aren’t, then you’ve probably never had one. Though...

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