Christina Muoio

April 3, 2020

Management Company Wolfe & Associates Suffers Data Breach

By Christina Muoio

Wolfe & Associates was first notified about the data breach by the Santa Barbara Police Department on March 5.

February 13, 2020

Tropicana Del Norte To Exclusively House SBCC Students Next School Year

By Christina Muoio

The shift in housing is motivated by the different schedules of the two schools.

December 17, 2019

Geography Department Offers New Emphasis in Ocean Science

By Christina Muoio

The new emphasis fills a gap in the major, so geography students interested in oceanography now can focus on the physical aspects of marine science.

November 22, 2019

OrgSync Switches to Shoreline, Allowing Student Organizations More Functionality

By Christina Muoio

The new website allows students to message groups and individuals directly through a built-in chat function.

October 3, 2019

UCSB Mountain Lion: Where Is He Now?

By Christina Muoio

  The notorious UCSB mountain lion has reportedly had a successful first week at school. After moving into his dorm in FT, his RA, B. Trayal, expressed gratitude for how smooth Mountain Lion made the move-in process...

September 10, 2019

Interim Food Bank Coordinator Discusses Temporary Relocation, Plans for Food Bank’s Future

By Christina Muoio

The elevator should take about six to nine months to fix, according to Interim Food Bank Coordinator Philip Pinedo.

August 22, 2019

“A Community Effort”: Diana Collins Puente Selected as First I.V. Community Center Director

By Christina Muoio

The center will have a soft opening in October with a grand opening in either January or February 2020.

July 29, 2019

UCSB Campus Bathrooms: Ranked

By Christina Muoio

Summer school means that I take a lot of shits on campus, because I don’t have time to go home between classes, work and my internship. Therefore, I’ve compiled a list of the best and the worst restrooms that UCSB ha...

June 5, 2019

Senior Breaks Up With Sophomore Girlfriend

By Christina Muoio

As the end of the year approaches, graduating seniors in romantic relationships are faced with a difficult decision: marry their college sweetheart or break up with them. Seeing that breaking up is much easier than being...

May 14, 2019

Chancellor Yang to Headline Extravaganza

By Christina Muoio

Well folks, you heard it here first. Our beloved Chancellor, Henry T. Yang, will be headlining this year’s Extravaganza festival, according to A.S. Program Board, who announced the lineup yesterday.

April 15, 2019

UCSB Enforces Shoe Wearing Policy During Spring Insight

By Christina Muoio

In an email released yesterday, Chancellor Yang wrote the student body to enforce the use of footwear during Spring Insight.

February 25, 2019

5 Places to Park in I.V.

By Christina Muoio

Isla Vista is notorious for being devoid of parking spaces; there’s no greater rage than when you think you’ve found a parking spot, but it turns out to be the entrance to someone’s driveway. Therefore, I’ve comp...

December 5, 2018

UCSB Bans Bikes to Increase Bird Traffic

By Christina Muoio

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, UCSB has decided to ban the use of bicycles on campus bike paths to allow room for Bird scooters, now the preferred method of transportation for UCSB students. In an email sen...

November 15, 2018

The Limes vs. Birds Turf Wars Are Tearing This University Apart

By Christina Muoio

Isla Vista, CA - According to several witnesses, the residents of the 67 block of DP are now split into two halves: those who are staunch Bird advocates and those who prefer Limes. A turf war has been started, tearing th...

October 18, 2018

Dear Professors: Midterms Mean They Happen in the Middle of the Term Not Week Fucking Three

By Christina Muoio

This past Wednesday, fourth-year global studies major Roger Rodgers was seen sobbing on the fourth floor of the library. When approached by a concerned fellow student, Roger just kept crying and was pretty much inconsola...

October 11, 2018

Dude, Where’s My Bird?

By Christina Muoio

Earlier this morning, IVPD was informed of a robbery that occurred on the 67 block of Sabado Tarde Road. According to third-year pre-law student Garrett Jackson, he parked his Bird in his driveway late last night, but by...