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U Can Study Blonde: Elle Woods Goes Gaucho for Fashion Merchandising Ph.D.

After completing a campus visit and tour yesterday, Harvard Law graduate and political activist Elle Woods made her decision to enroll at UC Santa Barbara official by submitting her statement of inten...
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Marijuana Legalization Used as Coping Mechanism for Californians Under Trump Presidency

ISLA VISTA, CA - Amidst the dark clouds surrounding election night, a cloud of a different type began to rise above the nerve-wracked streets of I.V.
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Fuck.

"Oh well," reports one witness.
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Who’s Leading The Write-In Vote?

The only place your third party vote will actually count.
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The Essential Isla Vista Fashion Guide

Most seasoned Gauchos have learned these lessons the hard way, but even the most experienced partiers can learn from these useful tips for getting ready before your next rager.
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Unsure Student Desperately Searches for Confirmation They’re in Correct Classroom

"If someone in front of me could pull up their G.O.L.D. or write the class title on the top of their page, I would feel a lot better right now."
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Mattress Theft On the Rise as The Chainsmokers Glorify Being an Asshole to Your Roommate

One victim of theft reported "the worst part is she took the sheets, too, and I bet she doesn't even keep them pulled over the corners."
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Sophomore Slump Now Entering 7th Quarter

As fall 2016 approaches, incoming seniors are left looking at their life and the choices that have led them here.
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President Trump Implements Project to ‘Make Isla Vista Great Again’

Local residents were graced with the presence of President Trump when he stopped as part of his multi-step program, “Make Isla Vista Great Again.”
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5 Useful Apps for the Average UCSB Student

Although technology has progressed rapidly over the past decade, the fact that I still have to get out of bed for my morning caffeine is proof enough that it has not progressed enough. For most of lif...
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Josh Inga Uncovered: The Free & For Sale Legend

Even if you’ve only recently joined the UCSB Free & For Sale Facebook group, you’ve likely already come across some interesting wares. Although the page promises “dirty couches, alcohol, and...
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Hoverboard Craze: Dangerous or Sexy?

Three are injured and two are in emergency care after a crash on the sidewalk in front of the Arbor yesterday morning. Reports say the accident was caused when a hoverboarder lost control of his vehic...
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DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater Guide

A step-by-step guide to uglifying a perfectly good sweater, just in time for the holiday season! Hopefully this guide inspires the mediocre DIY artists of our generation, as well as the people who are...
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Liberal Arts Student Puts Aside Social Justice to Enjoy Family Dinner

In recent years, the young people of the millennial generation have grown out of the warmth and comfort of their childhood holiday experiences, transitioning into the cold, harsh reality of adulthood....
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Accurate Isla Vista Street Names

Instead of recognizing any cultural significance behind the beautiful names designating each unique street in this community­­­­, we’ve relabeled them all for present day accuracy. 65 Block: Bey...
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