courtesy of google.com
“Oh well,” reported one witness.
“We tried,” said another.
Jasmine Vaughn is the editor of Nexustentialism. She and her writers have run out of ways to laugh about the election.
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault
Source: California Health
Human Services Agency
Command + F (find and replace)
Command + N (new window for your Wikipedia deep-dive)
Command + C (copy and paste life)
Command + W (close it down, simply don't look at it anymore)
Command + B (bold and beautiful)
Shift + Command + 4 (screenshot ... collect those receipts)
Command + X (cut it out)
Command + Z (undo AKA un-fuck)
Command + Delete (delete everything to the left of the cursor because you fucked up)
Command + Shift + N (open a new private window ... for no reason at all)
Command + K (hyperlink some sexy sources)
Command + P (print because you gotta print a lot if you cry a lot)