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“Oh well,” reported one witness.
“We tried,” said another.
Jasmine Vaughn is the editor of Nexustentialism. She and her writers have run out of ways to laugh about the election.
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault
Random cousin from Illinois you’ve previously met twice who was visiting and you’re now stuck with indefinitely
Overprotective dad who doesn’t let you go to the grocery store
Brother who has been playing video games in his room for two straight months and hasn’t even realized there’s a pandemic
Family dog who’s been taken on so many walks that he’s finally over it
Older brother back from college trying to convince your parents to buy him alcohol so he can simulate being at the frat house
Introverted sister writing fanfiction and thriving without social interaction
Parents who didn’t really get along but now won’t stop silently doing puzzles together
Old grandpa who refuses to wear a mask
Fish who’s finally getting consistently fed
The mom who made a color coded daily schedule that stretches until 2022 — just in case
Younger sister who is a D1 volleyball player and won’t stop going on runs
Grandma who’s knitted you eight new sweaters even though it’s summer