Eight Halloween Candy Cocktail Combos

Halloween in college is equal parts childhood nostalgia and bad decisions. You get to do all the fun stuff you wanted to do when you were little, like stay up all night and eat as much unhealthy crap ...
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10 Funniest Free & For Sale Posts

No school’s Facebook group offers as much diversity in its posts as the UCSB Free & For Sale page. If you’re getting rid of an old beach cruiser, in the market for some gently used furniture o...
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What Not To Say In An Interview

This year, I was late to the summer job market because I was taking finals while all the local high schoolers were snatching up the sweetest positions.
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What Your Backpack Says About You

A large part of the modern student’s daily life revolves around the backpack: schlepping it to class, remembering which lecture hall you left it in, emptying it of garbage once a year, using it to t...
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Student Signs Lease Demanding Human Soul as Security Deposit

As apartment hunting season progresses, students across Isla Vista are on the lookout for the perfect home for the coming school year.
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Man Sells Spleen to Buy Coachella Tickets

The line in front of the Isla Vista General Clinic wrapped around the block on Jan. 6, the day before Coachella ticket sales went live.
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