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Chickens in Isla Vista

September 29, 2009 by

If you live somewhere in the vicinity of the Biko house, you live the daily turmoil of being woken up in the morning by... What?
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Mondays in Campbell

September 28, 2009 by

Dear Freshmen, If you find yourself buried in a map like the newbie you are and trying to decide where a one "Campbell Hall" can be found, I pity your existence.
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Those Regents Are So Mean

September 25, 2009 by

Did everyone catch the civil rights protest yesterday? I had heard rumors about a faculty walkout, but when I showed up I was met with singing, clapping, what sounded like gospel music and what I can ...
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First Weekend Back

September 24, 2009 by

Welcome back, kiddos. For those of you who overslept this morning, congratulations on a Thursday morning well spent.
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The Oppression Begins

September 17, 2009 by

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is your last official week before the oppression begins yet again.
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The Reason

August 26, 2009 by

So you're coming to UCSB, hmm? I bet it's because we have one of the best Religious Studies programs in the country. Maybe it's because our library has 2.7 million volumes.
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I’m Going to Vegas, Baby!

August 4, 2009 by

I'm afraid that once your friends turn 21, the only thing Facebook is really used for is to tell your friends that you went to/are going to Las Vegas.
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Sweet, Slightly Expired, Revenge

July 15, 2009 by

Fed up with your roommate? Seeking sweet, subtle revenge? Well before you dust off that can of rat poison, I offer you a more clever, albeit less legitimate suggestion: Offer to do their grocery shopp...
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Natural Selection

June 23, 2009 by

So how bout them skateboard paths, eh? Pretty neat. Also, they’re just in time for the summer newbie rush. That means unsuspecting young’ns and their equally oblivious (and less mobile) pa...
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The End of a Reign

June 4, 2009 by

So this is it: the last weather of the year. I have so much to say, and so little space, so I guess I won't say much of anything.
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Dead Week?

June 1, 2009 by

Calling week 10 "Dead Week" is the second-most misleading thing I've been told since coming to UCSB.
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The Mush Pot

May 28, 2009 by

What do you think of Duck, Duck, Goose as a drinking game? It seems like the probability of spilling would be pretty high… and the rules of when to drink don’t exactly seem very clear-cut&...
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My Reflection

May 27, 2009 by

You know when there's a glass door, and right as you come up to it you get a look at your own reflection? Then you're like, "Damn, that is one good-looking reflection." Yeah, you know what I mean. Don...
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Real World Dodging

May 26, 2009 by

Holy shit, seniors, graduation’s coming up! What are you going to do with your lives once you leave this bubble and enter the real world? I mean, with the economy in the awesome state it’s...
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Skater Boy

May 21, 2009 by

Is it just me, or do most girls riding skateboards look like a) they’re trying to achieve liftoff, or b) they would be more at home on a Razor scooter? Most of them aren’t going more than ...
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