What do you think of Duck, Duck, Goose as a drinking game? It seems like the probability of spilling would be pretty high… and the rules of when to drink don’t exactly seem very clear-cut… fuck. I just really want to play Duck, Duck, Goose again. Hitting people on the head, running in circles, making others feel bad – that game had it all! While we’re at it, I’m thinking we start intramural Red Rover. No bros allowed.
Tomorrow’s forecast: Those two ducks that always hang out together and Clifford the Big Red Dog demand that the ‘human undergoes sensitivity training and stops playing species-biased children’s games.