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The ‘Human Does the Cha Cha Cha

February 10, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

So, the Weatherhuman was thinking today (dangerous, I know), and what's up with the combination letters "ch"?
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Obvious Stupidity Clouds UCSB

February 9, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

There's a little thing in this world that I like to call "The Oh-Duh Factor." Now, not many people give this phenomenon the real attention it deserves, but I find that in times of distress and uncerta...
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Weatherhuman: Superhero

February 8, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

You know how celebrity stalkers are in love with imaginary people?
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Chatty Cathy

February 5, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

Now, the Weatherhuman hasn't been in a chat room for awhile, but does anyone remember a/s/l?
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Suck on This

February 4, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

So I just realized, why, when you're trying to insult someone, do you call them a "cock-sucker"?
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An Attempt at a Shout Out

February 3, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

With limited space today, the Weatherhuman would like to make a quick shout-out to a fan. C.A., whose full name I will not share for reasons of anonymity that I myself understand, you’re ridicul...
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Long Week Bullshit Nonsense

February 2, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

Oh, Tuesdays. Is it that time already? Are we really only barely past Monday slump and not even to the Wednesday hump?
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Who Am I?

February 1, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

You know, no one tells you how dangerous being the Weatherhuman can be.
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Ah, Jealousy

January 29, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

So... jealousy sucks. And blows. But not in any of the good ways.
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Looking Back on Wednesday

January 28, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

So, we made it over the hump.
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All The Kids Are Saying It

January 27, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

You know what overused saying cracks me up? “Over my dead body.” I mean, your corpse, really? You’re willing to die to protect that last slice of pizza back there? I mean, I’m ...
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