Now, the Weatherhuman hasn’t been in a chat room for awhile, but does anyone remember a/s/l? You know, the pedophile’s all-access pass to pervy fantasies? Sure, 13-year-old girl, give your age, sex and location of residence to a complete stranger so they can produce a mental image of you and jerk off to it. Better yet, give them a hint to where they can start searching phone books for your home address. Oh, you’ve never heard of a phone book? No, not the one in your phone. Jean-Claude, girl, get a clue.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: Mothers nationwide pick up their five-pound phone books and drop them on their dumbass daughters’ heads. Maybe now widespread stupidity will have a scientific justification.