So Cindy McCain loves gay people. No, really. She said so through a photo. NO H8, you know, the whole duct tape-over-the-mouth deal. If only a certain other McCain would duct tape his mouth … But you know, the Weatherhuman isn’t actually a democrat. It isn’t really a republican, either. It just wants all the stupid people to shut the hell up. Although I guess that means there would be no way of showing just how smart I am. Oh, the dilemma…

Tomorrow’s Forecast: John McCain reveals himself to be a woman and that Cindy is actually his life partner. You see, people? He didn’t just marry her for her money.