The will of man to eat what he wants is astounding. Even with the hounding thunder, pouring rain and gusting wind, there was still a line of about a dozen people outside Woodstock’s at the Arbor yesterday. Really? You need that pizza right now? You can’t just suck it up for a day and go about 30 extra steps to the Subway inside? Although I guess UCSB isn’t really known for its intelligence now, is it?

Tomorrow’s Forecast: The Weatherhuman issues an official apology for insulting the intelligence of all UCSB. What it really meant to say was that only the airheads in flip flops yesterday are stupid.