Calling week 10 “Dead Week” is the second-most misleading thing I’ve been told since coming to UCSB. It’s only slightly less bullshit than being told that crashing classes is cake if you show up and talk to the professor (spoiler alert: it’s not). Whoever decided having a week with no exams or assignments due is brilliant. However, whoever was in charge of enacting such a concept is really asleep at the wheel. Unless of course, it’s meant to imply that you will be dead tired, dead asleep, the walking dead, etc.
Tomorrow’s Forecast: Dead Week is renamed “reminder that finals are next week, you fucktard – week.” I guess “Dead Week” was pretty accurate after all.