To All the Contra Fans In the House
I’m terribly disappointed with the camera resolution on the latest war. CNN footage looked like a close-up shot of slowing elephant dung. For the billions we drop in defense, we deserve satellit...
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I’m terribly disappointed with the camera resolution on the latest war. CNN footage looked like a close-up shot of slowing elephant dung. For the billions we drop in defense, we deserve satellit...
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Rejoice, you poor bastards. You may be in class on a Friday, but it could be worse.
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Over the past few weeks, I have spent countless hours of intense drinking and half-assed planning (I pulled my first UCSB all-nighter on Tuesday) to bring you 104 pages of pure Weatherlove.
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I'm so proud.One my very own Weathercorrespondents, Conor Buckley, won my annual Freak Show award for taping himself to the Music Building yesterday.
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Congratulations to Weatherfans Alana Kapust and Michelle Rieger for winning my first annual Weatherpageant.
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Everyone loves a good freak show. Yesterday, on my way to the office, I saw a clan of gifted souls engaged in some sort of sophisticated splashing display in the Reflection Pool.
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Petroleum jelly is sick. Everyone knows it’s for lubricating a) your skin, or b) your baby-maker.
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A long time ago, the Weatherroomates and I decided not to get cable. In a normal town, we would get four semi-clear channels and two squiggily ones.
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My, my, my ... the meatheads are trying to revive UCSB football. What a great idea. Football died here in the early '90s. Why?
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