The ex-weatherhuman told a lot of dick and fart jokes. Students loved it because they’re dick and fart people who’ve simply learned too many synonyms.

They want sophisticated variations such as salmon-colored sabre, ass-drenching neutron bomb of the board shorts or purple-headed yogurt slinger.

For this, the weatherhuman is here to help. To valiantly decipher and unmask the true nature of collegiate life.

The weekend’s forecast: Natty Light nights followed by stanky butt burps during the walk of shame.