Weather

Weather Foils Weatherhuman

January 20, 2010 by

So apparently, the actual weather is about as testy as the Weatherhuman.
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Curves Crush “Above Average” Hopes

January 15, 2010 by

To be the best, you have to kill the rest.
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Rule of Thumb

January 14, 2010 by

New rule of thumb: Don't pick your nose after touching a jalapeno.
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Pillow Talk

January 13, 2010 by

You know those second week of school days?
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An Insult Misspelled Is an Insult Wasted

January 11, 2010 by

Have you ever had someone pass you a note that said, "Your stupid"?
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Have a Little Faith

January 7, 2010 by

"Have a little faith in me." Okay, who said this and why? I've heard the song and everything, but I don't get it.
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Children Know Best

January 6, 2010 by

You know, our generation is highly underappreciated.
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Party Time

January 5, 2010 by

Alright, UCSB, it's time to get your party on.
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Blinded By The Light

January 4, 2010 by

For 2010, the Weatherhuman has decided to sober up for good.
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Dead or Alive

December 3, 2009 by

You’re still alive? Neat, I can almost say the same myself. Well, I know you’re busy, it’s okay, we both are. You’re downing your energy drink of choice and highlighting like a...
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Weekend Wrap-Up

November 30, 2009 by

I used to wonder if we all go home and have basically the same Thanksgiving. But then, did your non-Scottish uncle show up in a kilt? Were all the pictures taken horizontally? Did your other uncle ask...
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World News Courtesy of TFLN

November 24, 2009 by

I can only slap myself on the forehead when I let Texts From Last Night scoop me on something I should know about and would know about if I, I don't know, bothered to read the news.
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Chocolate Vampire Babies

November 23, 2009 by

Sure, you're mildly annoyed by the craze. You don't want to hear about vampires without their shirts on, but mostly you don't want to hear the hideous shrieks of that girl that can't be more that, wha...
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Holly Jolly November

November 19, 2009 by

It's only November by my watch, yet it's Christmas everywhere I go. I was walking around campus today and some frat or something had a guy dressed up as Santa Claus to, I don't know, get girls to sit ...
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What Parents Don’t Know…

November 18, 2009 by

As it turns out, baby's first alcohol offense is only amusing until your school takes it upon themselves to tell your parents.
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