Have you ever had someone pass you a note that said, “Your stupid”? Come on, everyone. Where does this hypocrisy end? “I’m to good for you.” “Their is nothing going on in you’re little brain.” And I thought “nucular” was bad. Well, here’s a little love song for the stoopid ones out there: Get a dictionary (the bigger the better), open it up to whatever page you want (preferably close to the center) and slam it into your dipshit head. Take advantage of the transitive property, fool. It’s not violence; it’s science.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: As the ‘human runs screaming from the end of Cheney’s rifle, the ‘human realizes that orange may not have been the best color to go hunting in that day.