You know, our generation is highly underappreciated. I mean, we may not know Morse code, but we know Pig Latin. Sure, we can’t cook without a microwave, but we can conjure up the best damn dish of Easy Mac you’ve ever tasted. Which is why I find it so unfair that the elder folk treat us like we’re stupid. I mean, yeah, they know how to actually use a library, and yeah, they have the ‘wisdom’ of their years, but can they click refresh on their Facebook home page so many times their fingers blister? Yeah, take that and stick it in your Dewey Decimal System.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: The Weatherhuman deletes its Facebook page and turns to a real form of communication: Twitter.