“Have a little faith in me.” Okay, who said this and why? I’ve heard the song and everything, but I don’t get it. I mean, a “little”? Why not a lot? Why would you sell yourself short? Is it a religion thing? Like, “Have a little faith in me, but not all of it or God will smite you.” Really? If anyone deserves all the faith, it’s you. And of course, by you I mean me. The Weatherhuman. Because I do shit with the sky, too, you know.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: The Weatherhuman lets it rain, but none of this flooding humanity out business. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.