New rule of thumb: Don’t pick your nose after touching a jalapeno. (Okay, so maybe new rule of finger.) Now, some might say just to never pick your nose, but I think it’s a true test of artistry: how strategically you can maneuver your own personal index to loosen whatever causes that bit of nasal congestion. And no, blowing into a tissue doesn’t do the trick. Although, I could probably do without this stinging sensation.
Tomorrow’ Forecast: Suddenly, Buster Poindexter seems like a prophet: “I’m hot, you’re hot, he’s hot, she’s hot. How you feelin’? HOT HOT HOT!”