Weather

Spring Quarter Advice

February 9, 2009 by

Don't know whether you can weather this weather or not? Yeah, me neither, but dumb English jokes aren't going to make it better.
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A Busload of Fun

February 5, 2009 by

Remember how yesterday I said Michael Phelps’ weed smoking would impact the children and stuff? Turns out it happened quicker than I expected. Apparently some cops found 9,210 pounds of weed in ...
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American Hero

February 4, 2009 by

I know this is kind of old news, but I feel it's important for you all to know. Michael Phelps, American hero and holder of a million Olympic golds, has admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs. ...
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3-D Super Bowl

February 2, 2009 by

I hope you all busted out your 3-D glasses for those Super Bowl commercials, because they were awesome.
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Still Poor, Just Poorer

January 29, 2009 by

Weekend Forecast: Fuckin’ corrections stealing my space… So how ’bout them Superbowl ads? I took one out for all the money I make in the Nexus. Be on the lookout for my .03 seconds o...
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Walk It or Ticket

January 28, 2009 by

Let’s play a game called “What is the IVFP wasting their time on today?” There are a bunch of potential valid answers to the question of course, but one is particularly prevalent tod...
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The Tower of Weather

January 27, 2009 by

As UCSB students, we come to accept certain facts of life. For instance, Storke Tower is an eyesore. Try denying that. Also, if you live in I.V. you’re bound to get a copy of the yellow pages ev...
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The Paper Is Mightier Than the Sword

January 26, 2009 by

Did you know that there are still a large number of Americans who don’t believe in evolution, and instead embrace creationism? Of course you did, but you probably think that’s a bad thing ...
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No Sex

January 22, 2009 by

Why must you have really loud sex in the apartment right next to mine? I mean, I know sometimes you have to let loose and go all primal and stuff but seriously – have a little courtesy. Not only...
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Laissez Unfaire

January 21, 2009 by

You know what's bullshit? On-campus shops ripping off the students who actually go to class. Seriously guys, you can't give me a fucking five dollar footlong on campus?
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I’ve got a Riddle

January 20, 2009 by

Today I've got a riddle for you.
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Think Shiny

January 15, 2009 by

It's official: Steve Jobs is taking a leave of absence from Apple.
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Last Days in Office

January 14, 2009 by

There are just six days until Bush is out of office, guys. What the hell does one do in the last 144 hours in office anyway? Sign yearbooks?
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One-Wheeled Sin

January 13, 2009 by

There's a new disturbing trend on campus, and I'm pretty sure you all know what it is: unicycling.
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No Friday Paper?

January 12, 2009 by

So, I bet a lot of you were wondering on Friday, "Where the hell is the Nexus? How can I get through another painful day of class and/or work without that beautiful amalgamation of important news and ...
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