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Things Not To Do When You’re Drunk

March 9, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

A word to the wise: If you're large, male and drunk, there are certain things you should and should not attempt.
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GIANT PENIS

March 5, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

Did anyone else notice the blood bus by the arbor today? Not too unusual on its own, I know. But I did care for its juxtaposition next to the girl dressed up as a giant vagina across the way.
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Fro-Yo Honey Some Love

March 4, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

So fellas, it's past midnight on a random weekday, and you and your lady friend are jonesing for some delicious sweets. Maybe you've got the munchies... or the drunchies. I won't judge.
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Power Commercials Melt Brains

March 3, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

Do you ever feel like your intelligence is constantly under assault?
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Craigslisters

March 2, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

You: the moderately pathetic college student browsing Craigslist's "missed connections," hoping in vain for a complete stranger's affection to validate your meaningless existence.
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Board Games on Acid

February 26, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

A lot of people talk about how our youth are being corrupted with violent video games and all. On the one hand, yeah – stealing cars and blowing up cops in Grand Theft Auto IV probably doesnR...
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The Academia Blues

February 25, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

Bored in class again, eh? Well then I have great news for you! As it turns out, the best way to kick away the academia blues is to imbibe like an Irish Catholic Priest. Don’t believe me? Well, a...
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Squirrelly Mischief

February 24, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

Sometimes I swear squirrels are out to get me.
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The Oscars

February 23, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

So how did everyone’s Oscar pools go? Mine was great. I may never have watched “Slumdog Millionaire”, but I sure as hell picked it for a bunch of awards. But let’s not kid ours...
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Pennies Blow

February 19, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

Looks like the penny has a whole new look - the U.S. mint just released four brand new designs to commemorate Honest Abe's 200th birthday.
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Hello Goodbye

February 18, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

OK, so you know that thing you do when you pass someone on the way to class? Like, someone you don't really know on a first-name basis but have met a couple times before? Yeah, you give them that head...
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President’s Lay

February 17, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

So how bout that day off? I hope you used it as productively as I did, sitting inside wishing I could muster up the energy to brave the downpours and actually do something with my life.
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No Valentines for Clinton

February 12, 2009 by The Weatherhuman

Valentine’s Day is this weekend! So is President’s Day! I propose we combine the two and all send Obama a Valentine. Or George W., if you want. Hell, you can even send one to Carter if tha...
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