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The UCSB men's soccer team puts its three-game winning streak on the line in search of its third-straight conference win versus UC Riverside tonight. The Gauchos are hoping to extend their winning str...
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UCSB was winless in its first four conference games in 2014. That wasn't the case this time around, as the Gauchos went 2-0 away from home to start its Big West run.
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Amanda Ball scores in her return to the field to help spark the Gauchos to victory.
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Opening up MPSF play against a pair of formidable opponents, the UCSB men's water polo team fell just short with a pair of losses.
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A 3-1 loss to CSUN puts the Gauchos in a difficult position through three games in the Big West.
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The Gauchos took on a tough opponent to open the season in USC.
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Our fantasy football aficionado, Mr. Moebus-Bowles informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 4 of the NFL season.
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Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback… ever Yeah, I said it. Bring it on. Read me the NFL record book, aka Peyton Manning’s biography. Make it about jewelry, how the 31-year-old QB has just one ri...
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Following a controlled 1-0 victory against Pacific, the UCSB women’s soccer team tops off their first Big West match of the year with a one-game road trip to 3-6-1 University of Hawaii. While expect...
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The No. 6 ranked UCSB men’s water polo will begin its conference play this weekend at home against No. 4 ranked University of California-Berkeley, as well as No. 5 ranked Pacific University. ...
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For the second consecutive season, the UCSB men's swim team will kickoff its 2015 schedule versus the USC Trojans. The Gauchos hope to avenge last year's 152-107 loss in their home opening meet.
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Despite clinching No. 1 seeds and first-round byes in the Big West Tournament the past two seasons, the UCSB men’s soccer team was knocked out in its postseason opener at home on both occasions. For...
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After a difficult conference opening match against No. 10 Hawai'i, UCSB women's volleyball knows the pressure is slowing rising and wins versus Cal State Northridge and No. 24 Long Beach State this we...
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Two days after a frustrating 2-0 loss to No. 9 Akron, the Gauchos enjoy their second four-goal outing in a week with a 4-0 win over USD.
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Santa Barbara managed to prevail for the 1-0 victory over Pacific. The Gauchos' stout defense allowed just one shot attempt by the Tigers. Preparing for its Big West opener at Hawai'i this Thursday (1...
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