Weather

May 18, 2005

It Hurts to Look at

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I don't know if there's something in the water or what, but it seems like a lot of weird stuff has been going down. Or I guess it's probably just me.

May 17, 2005

Don

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What

May 16, 2005

Friends Don

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So the weatherhuman was recently DD for first time ever. And boy howdy, was that weird. On one hand, you are able to see everyone in their drunken finest and avoid making a fool of yourself.

May 13, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

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A.S. made the mistake of challenging the Nexus to a sporting event. They think we just sit around the office every day, getting out of shape.

May 12, 2005

Hungry for an A

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There's nothing more disgusting than those examples of "outstanding" papers, reports, etc., that professors and TAs trot out to make you toil harder.

May 11, 2005

Birdbrains

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Grr, no room write make weatherhuman mad.

May 10, 2005

Mother of a Storm

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Whoa. I have two new weathersiblings. Honestly. I'm way too old to be a brother or sister, so... I guess I'll have to strangle them or something.

May 9, 2005

Big Anniversary, Small World

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Disneyland is celebrating its 50th anniversary. How, I wonder? Parades? Fireworks? Costumed characters? Launching missiles at those commie Knott

May 6, 2005

What’s in a Name?

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Today is Tony Charles Lynton Blair's birthday. Today is also the birthday of the person who edits this page. There is a story about Tony Charles Lynton Blair on this page today.

May 5, 2005

Look Out Behind You

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I was stuck in traffic today because someone drove the wrong way on the 101, and it reminded me of another dumbass from my high school.

May 4, 2005

Moooove to Merced

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Drat, I missed Bobcat Day! UC Merced had an open house recently for students who hadn't already decided to not attend next year. I used to live in the Central Valley, and people like to mock it by saying it smells like c...

May 3, 2005

Thar Be Sea Dragons

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As far as I know, there is no UCSB lagoon monster, and that makes me sad. Loch Ness has its monster. Tahoe has Tessie. Even some Canadian lake has "Ogopogo."

May 2, 2005

Blue Balls, Frostbite Style

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Most of you are probably glad it doesn't snow here, but just think of the snow phalluses you could be building! Two guys in Wyoming were cited for building an obscene snow sculpture in their front yard.

April 29, 2005

Halfway There

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I JUST 2K TEH LAST MIDTERMS OF MY UCSB CAERAR!!!! NOW I CAN TURN OF MAH BRANE AND KIK BAK!11!1!! Wait... the quarter's only half over. FCUK IT!1111 OMG WTF

April 28, 2005

This Sucks

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A friend gave me the worst gift recently. It's a My Little Pony with a lollipop attached to its head. When you press a button, the pony's head and the lollipop spin like they're possessed by Satan (which they are).

April 27, 2005

Sex by the Books

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Hey, check out the "Best of" section in today's paper. Once again, the Davidson Library was voted the best place to have sex on campus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wins every year.