I don’t know if there’s something in the water or what, but it seems like a lot of weird stuff has been going down. Or I guess it’s probably just me. I banged my elbow… hard… so now there’s a gangrenous-looking injury festering there. No one should have to suffer by looking at it, so I now have to wear long-sleeved shirts in the heat as if I’m completely oblivious to the weather.

Wednesday’s forecast: It’s going to be another chilly day for us klutzes.