Today is Tony Charles Lynton Blair’s birthday. Today is also the birthday of the person who edits this page. There is a story about Tony Charles Lynton Blair on this page today. Coincidence? I think not. Yes, you guessed it: Tony Charles Lynton Blair is the editor of this page. That’s just how talented a staff we have. Or sissy.

Friday’s forecast: Wish Devon Claire Flannery a happy birthday or she’ll print your middle name in the paper, then beat you up.