Whoa. I have two new weathersiblings. Honestly. I’m way too old to be a brother or sister, so… I guess I’ll have to strangle them or something. Ha ha! Just kidding! I love my increasingly large family. We are gathering strength like a hurricane. No, the weathersiblings are not named Andrew, Frances or Charley… you sick fuck.

Tuesday’s forecast: Happy belated Mother’s Day. Now head to higher ground.