Weather

September 30, 2005

Who’s the Baaaaby?

By system

Who's the big college student? Yesh you are. Yesh you are. Who's the big independent person doing whatever they want in class, like reading the 'human? Yesh you are. Yesh you are.

September 29, 2005

Error’d

By system

The 'human is drowning

September 28, 2005

Dan Brown

By system

So the 'human has hopped on the Da Vinci Code train. It's not quite as exciting as the trains I'm used to, but at least I'll be able to walk in the morning.

September 27, 2005

Da-na-nah-na-nah-naaw-na

By system

Remember that show back in the day? You know, the one with the agro crag and the inexplicably British referee? Yes, Guts. Or was it GUTS? Or was it SHAMELESS EXPLOITATION OF A RACIALLY DIVERSE GROUP OF CHILDREN?

September 26, 2005

Why Does It Happen?

By system

The weatherhuman, despite some suspicions, is ultimately human. It is capable of triumphant glee, yet sorrow is also one of its fundamental faculties. The weatherhuman and its co-workers are terribly saddened by the trag...

September 23, 2005

Take Two

By system

Two issues in and already two corrections. The

September 22, 2005

Thursday or Bust

By system

Did you know that today is the first day of autumn? It

June 29, 2005

Chuck of the Irish

By system

Irishmen. They're everywhere, as you may now be aware. They're in our bars, our fat houses and our morning coffee. Clearly, the end of the world is upon us.

June 2, 2005

Goodbye, Weatherfriends

By system

Sellout! "Deep Throat" reveals his identity, and now here it is the end of the year, we have a new staff, I'm leaving, and perhaps you expect me to reveal mine too.

May 27, 2005

Head: ¡Viva Las Vegas!

By system

Yeehaww, the Nexus is going to Vegas! Forecasting the weather is a lot like gambling, so I expect to clean up. And by clean up, I'm referring to the mess that will result from cramming a dozen people into a single room.

May 26, 2005

Minty Not-So-Fresh

By system

Bleghck. Girl Scout cookies don

May 25, 2005

Senioritis

By system

Top 10 signs you're ready to graduate: 10) You're getting kind of lazy.

May 24, 2005

A Capital Idea

By system

Drat, here I was hoping for the filibuster "nuclear option" thing to play out. In case you didn't know what a filibuster is, or what the "nuclear option" is, it is when a senator speaks for so long that he (or she, if th...

May 23, 2005