PSA: Couch burning season is coming up. In late spring, the couches of I.V. become hot and dry, overgrown with flammable material. All it takes is a careless match, improperly extinguished campfire or a bucket of lighter fluid to start a couch inferno. Ever see “Bambi”? Wasn’t there like a big fire at the end that forced everyone to leave the forest? Yeah, that was sad. Friday’s forecast: Smokey the Bear wanders the IVRPD parks, eating arsonists and couch embers.

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