Drat, here I was hoping for the filibuster “nuclear option” thing to play out. In case you didn’t know what a filibuster is, or what the “nuclear option” is, it is when a senator speaks for so long that he (or she, if there are any female senators for some reason) explodes, with a giant mushroom cloud towering over the former Capitol.

Tuesday’s forecast: Better yet, Filibusta Rhymes would perform during the fallout.