Hey, check out the “Best of” section in today’s paper. Once again, the Davidson Library was voted the best place to have sex on campus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wins every year. It’s hardly creative anymore. For some reason, everyone always overlooks the Arts Library. By the way, we have an Arts Library. Get on it.
Wednesday’s forecast: We all “check out” the Arts Library, hahaha… OK, that killed the mood.