Most of you are probably glad it doesn’t snow here, but just think of the snow phalluses you could be building! Two guys in Wyoming were cited for building an obscene snow sculpture in their front yard. I’m not sure whether it was attached to an anatomically correct snowman or whether it was just sort of lying, detached, in the middle of the yard like a dog’s chew toy or whatever. Or a Popsicle. I think I just really like the phrase “snow phallus.”

Monday’s forecast: Storke Tower blanketed in snow. If only.