Drat, I missed Bobcat Day! UC Merced had an open house recently for students who hadn’t already decided to not attend next year. I used to live in the Central Valley, and people like to mock it by saying it smells like cow manure. Not true! The smoke from the tire fires often masks the cow smell completely. Don’t be afraid to transfer to Merced. It’s only a matter of time before it rivals Davis.

Wednesday’s forecast: Couch fires, tire fires… they’re all kind of the same anyway.