Weather

March 6, 2007

The Sick Sense

By The Weatherhuman

The 'human is feeling under the weather, and no that isn't a joke about self-love.

March 5, 2007

Love Children

By The Weatherhuman

John Mayer's "Waiting on the World to Change," Nickelback's "If Everyone Cared" and Five for Fighting's "World" are locked in an intense battle for douchebag supremacy.

March 2, 2007

Vaginas in the Buff

By The Weatherhuman

Daily Nexus jokes during Vagina Week always smell fishy.

March 1, 2007

Wall Street Wunderkind

By The Weatherhuman

The business world offers endless opportunities for upward mobility, a recently graduated business economics major told the 'human.

February 28, 2007

Et tu, Brooks?

By The Weatherhuman

Brooks Firestone's hating on Chumash Casino is a rogue wave.

February 27, 2007

Keeping the ‘human’ Down

By The Weatherhuman

I'm onto you, Nexus editors. You keep putting corrections in to prevent the 'human from speaking out.

February 26, 2007

No Chance of Showers

By The Weatherhuman

Once the Weatherroommates go to bed, the 'human gets some alone time with the TV and the couch.

February 23, 2007

On the Federline

By The Weatherhuman

You know things are bad in life when the Nexus makes a mistake.

February 22, 2007

It’s Raining

By The Weatherhuman

It's raining.

February 21, 2007

Recycle, Reduce, Rethink

By The Weatherhuman

UCSB students are committed to recycling and environmental sustainability, provided someone else cleans up after them.

February 20, 2007

Bon Appetit!

By The Weatherhuman

New Orleans is decked out for today's Mardi Gras celebration with green, yellow and purple beads, prepped to serve red beans and ready to give blue balls courtesy of local and visiting flashers.

February 16, 2007

Ain’t No Power

By The Weatherhuman

With voices and fists raised, the UCSB student body certainly showed President Bush yesterday what a group of dedicated voters can do:

February 15, 2007

Weath-dipus Complex

By The Weatherhuman

UCSB researchers John Tooby and Leda Cosmides just came out with a study disproving the last legs of Freud's runaway theory on incest, the game the whole family can play.

February 14, 2007

Here’s Looking at You, Kid.

By The Weatherhuman

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. It's true, I didn't get you flowers, candy, cigars, remember to get a dinner reservation or even one single Valentine.

February 13, 2007

Weather mortis

By The Weatherhuman

I dream of dying a funny death. When everyone lines up to see how rigor mortis has hardened the 'human like dry coral, I hope they laugh. No tears - just smiles at how awkward the whole thing is.

February 12, 2007

New Platitudes, Please

By The Weatherhuman

The best way to differentiate between those who critically think and those who read the back of the cereal box for its literary value is to ask the following: