Weather

February 9, 2007

Wake up, little Weatherhuman

By The Weatherhuman

Friday's are notoriously no-weather days, meaning come Thursday night the 'human could really give a damn what the Weatherbox says, meaning I'm too busy trying to get out of the office to write anything important or inte...

February 8, 2007

Hey, Kids!

By The Weatherhuman

It's about that time of the quarter when you're asking your friends about the most academically robust classes they've taken, in order that you can avoid such work.

February 7, 2007

Strike Two

By The Weatherhuman

Two days in a row. Thanks, Nexus. Wednesday's Forecast: The 'human submits a correction - the Nexus deserves no thanks.

February 6, 2007

Super Fudge Up

By The Weatherhuman

Like the cliche says, having a correction is like peeing yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

February 5, 2007

Politically Correct-ish

By The Weatherhuman

Former PLO operative and terrorist Walid Shoebat is coming to campus this Wednesday to explain "the truth behind the propaganda" of anti-Israel rhetoric. Shoebat has traveled widely to speak out against his past beliefs.

February 2, 2007

Time Well Spent

By The Weatherhuman

Valentine's Day is coming up, lads.

February 1, 2007

Red All Over

By The Weatherhuman

So apparently student government wants to start a rival news publication and put it on bulletin boards around campus or just have it online. You know, like Slate.com sans the readers and a recordable literacy rate.

January 31, 2007

Flower-Power Suits

By The Weatherhuman

If you didn't attend UCSB Counseling & Career Services' Third Annual Diversity Career Fair yesterday, you missed out on free magnetic poetry, Frisbees, key chains, mugs and the occasional business card.

January 30, 2007

When I Grow Up

By The Weatherhuman

Wanted: Job post-graduation that involves travel, romance and massive piles of cash. Salary of $100,000 or more per year.

January 29, 2007

Our Little Film Festival

By The Weatherhuman

Wow! Helen Mirren? Will Smith? Borat? What an amazing week and a half we Santa Barbarians have ahead of us.

January 26, 2007

McCaw Got Served

By The Weatherhuman

Well, well. It seems UCSB has given a big "fuck you" to billionaire - and thus sexy potential donor - Wendy McCaw.

January 25, 2007

Decent Proposal

By The Weatherhuman

The Nexus got an anonymous phone call from a dedicated reader of the paper last night, telling us to go fuck ourselves. Oh thanks, sweetie. We were wondering how to release all the frustration we've been feeling.

January 24, 2007

Oh the Weatherhumanity

By The Weatherhuman

The Weatherhuman will not be attending the town hall meeting about the Nexus today at 4 p.m. in the MCC because it doesn't want to talk about feelings or how the A.S.-Nexus relationship is doing. I've learned a lot about...

January 23, 2007

My artistic side

By The Weatherhuman

This one goes out to all you Nexites currently under fire and under mounds of letters to the editor. And this one goes out to the creater of that really cool emoticon that looks like a man looking over a wall. Now that&#...

January 22, 2007

Usefull bits

By The Weatherhuman

It's been several weeks since Christmas but the 'human still can't get over the injustice done to Joseph, Jesus' adopted father. I mean, he got cockled by a fuckin' ghost.

January 19, 2007

The Great Divide Between X and Y

By The Weatherhuman

Who can discuss women's issues without covering weight? Women endlessly search for the easy solution to that last (or first) 15 pounds and spend about 2/3 of the day wondering how looking like a pig will ever attract a m...