Opinion

November 22, 2005

NCAA Scalps Seminoles

By Henry Sarria

To all of you self-righteous, politically-correct moralists, I have a message from the general American population, and it goes like this: Lighten up assholes!

November 22, 2005

Weatherheathens

By system

Thanksgiving is only two days away, and you know what that means. You

November 22, 2005

GOLD Makeover Would Come As a Relief

By Aria Miran

I am so frustrated with GOLD that I thought I'd write to the Nexus and make a few suggestions. I think I speak for most students when I say that GOLD needs some major revision and modernization.

November 21, 2005

A Streak to Forget

By system

If you attended the men's playoff soccer game Saturday, then you saw one of the most pathetic attempts at rushing the field in the history of mankind.

November 21, 2005

Court Decorum For Drunkies

By Mark Signa

Well, we made it through Halloween pretty much intact. A bit on the crowded side, but overall people seemed to get along pretty well. However, there were still some problems. Lesson 1: lots of alcohol + having to pee + c...

November 21, 2005

Regents’ Priorities Need an Exhaustive Makeover

By Tara Roberts

They increased fees again. Fucking bastards. You'd think America would want to educate its people. But I guess that's just what we think. I guess it would just be cheaper to have the next generation of politicians, lawye...

November 21, 2005

Isla Vista Post-Halloween Cleanup Accomplishes Goal

By Jacob Womack

The Adopt-A-Block program hosted its annual Halloween cleanup after the busy weekend. Adopt-A-Block is a community cleanup program administered by the Isla Vista Recreation and Park District and sponsored by the County o...

November 17, 2005

Finally

By system

Finally, it has happened. The Nexus has officially turned into a smut tabloid. You'll notice that the Opinion page is filled with it today, so get out your tube socks.

November 17, 2005

A Disparity of Dialect

By Nick Pasto

I didn't believe in the language barrier until I took an introductory Spanish class in high school. I had hoped to learn about Spanish culture and its rich history, but I could never actually learn anything because my te...

November 17, 2005

Teachers

By Colin Marshall

We'd all go to our graves happier if we never had to argue about teachers' salaries again. Nowhere else are fallacious appeals to emotion and images of impoverished idealists who just want to help the kids thrown about s...

November 17, 2005

Military Recruiter Opponents Don

By Paul Jones

So let me see if I get this straight: Chris Trenchard's piece "Rogue Inquiry Evades Prod" (Daily Nexus, Nov. 15), the one where he shadow boxes a fictitious caricature of a U.S. Army recruiter (and unsurprisingly wins),...

November 17, 2005

Problem Stems from Slang

By Camille Santochi

Female Masturbation. Masssstuurbaaation. Unlike other words, that one doesn't exactly roll off your tongue. You kind of have to gag it out. Go ahead reader, say it out loud. I don't care if you are in I.V. Theater.

November 17, 2005

Even Moms Rub the Knob

By Brittany Norman

Every single girl I have talked to about sex has admitted it to me. Some of you clueless boys out there might be surprised. Even the shyest of girls masturbate. Sorority girls masturbate. Your mom masturbates, your T.A. ...

November 17, 2005

Toy-Story 5: Uncensored

By Lauren Miller

I would just like to inform you that masturbating, to most girls, is definitely better than sex. Many girls can't even get an orgasm without some sort of, well, "toy" to help. And since this is the case, why the hell wou...

November 17, 2005

Women Deserve the Delight

By Amanda Gustafson

Saso's candor is refreshing, much like masturbation itself. Yet amidst his article's liberating aspects, I am troublesomely reminded of the plague that is female sexuality. We either sheepishly deny our enjoyment of, and...

November 17, 2005

Indulgence is the Spice of Life

By Dana Olsen

To all of you boys who are convinced that girls are as sex-obsessed as you are, that we waste away hours in search of the perfect orgasm; to all of you who utilize visions of naked sweat-laden girls pleasuring themselves...