Opinion

November 17, 2005

Military Recruiter Opponents Don

By Paul Jones

So let me see if I get this straight: Chris Trenchard's piece "Rogue Inquiry Evades Prod" (Daily Nexus, Nov. 15), the one where he shadow boxes a fictitious caricature of a U.S. Army recruiter (and unsurprisingly wins),...

November 17, 2005

Problem Stems from Slang

By Camille Santochi

Female Masturbation. Masssstuurbaaation. Unlike other words, that one doesn't exactly roll off your tongue. You kind of have to gag it out. Go ahead reader, say it out loud. I don't care if you are in I.V. Theater.

November 17, 2005

Even Moms Rub the Knob

By Brittany Norman

Every single girl I have talked to about sex has admitted it to me. Some of you clueless boys out there might be surprised. Even the shyest of girls masturbate. Sorority girls masturbate. Your mom masturbates, your T.A. ...

November 17, 2005

Toy-Story 5: Uncensored

By Lauren Miller

I would just like to inform you that masturbating, to most girls, is definitely better than sex. Many girls can't even get an orgasm without some sort of, well, "toy" to help. And since this is the case, why the hell wou...

November 17, 2005

Women Deserve the Delight

By Amanda Gustafson

Saso's candor is refreshing, much like masturbation itself. Yet amidst his article's liberating aspects, I am troublesomely reminded of the plague that is female sexuality. We either sheepishly deny our enjoyment of, and...

November 17, 2005

Indulgence is the Spice of Life

By Dana Olsen

To all of you boys who are convinced that girls are as sex-obsessed as you are, that we waste away hours in search of the perfect orgasm; to all of you who utilize visions of naked sweat-laden girls pleasuring themselves...

November 16, 2005

Regents Swindle Students

By Chelsea Collonge, Will Parrish

Who are the UC Regents? For a variety of reasons, it's a timely question to ask. Hundreds of students from throughout the UC system, including from UCSB, will pour into UC Berkeley to protest at the Regents meeting there...

November 16, 2005

Intramurals

By system

Good idea: One game of intramural basketball..

November 16, 2005

How to Tap That Teaching Ass-istant

By Nina Anthony

Why is it that a liaison with my TA is the only thing I can concentrate on in section? Of course, my fantasies are always a little far-fetched, mostly because if I took time to actually plot out the reality, I know I'd r...

November 16, 2005

Wal-Mart Rolls Back Employee Ethics in Pursuit of Profits

By Bill Shiebler

This opinion is in response to the article in Monday's Nexus about Wal-Mart ("Film Exposes International Effects of Wal-Mart Empire," Daily Nexus, Nov. 14). I wanted to share some additional information and also publiciz...

November 16, 2005

Troubled ‘Duke Nukem’ Masterbater Challenges All Females

By Brian Saso

I remember the first time I ever masturbated. It was more of an accident than anything. I remember playing a computer game called Duke Nukem at my uncle's house. I was probably around 12 years old at the time, young by m...

November 15, 2005

Silver Sleeper

By system

I don't know if you noticed yesterday in the Nexus, but we featured one of the funniest photos I've ever seen in my weatherlife. Seven or so silver seniors sat in front of a guy in a red hat, and in the background sat 10...

November 15, 2005

Rogue Inquiry Evades Prod

By Chris Trenchard

Answering a question with a question is generally considered poor etiquette - I call it "rogue questioning." If it's not an admission of guilt or error, it's an admission of stupidity. Sometimes though, if it is done wit...

November 15, 2005

Stop Santa Barbara’s Political Erosion

By Blake Beltram

The battle between the Santa Barbara leftists and the editorial section of the Santa Barbara News-Press needs to stop, for the betterment of this community. I am saddened and discouraged at the discourse between our comm...

November 15, 2005

Schnauzer Balls Made to Dangle, Not to Be Mangled

By Harrison Coltun

There comes a time in every pet owner's life when a decision must be made. No, not the "old age filled with arthritis or euthanasia" decision, but the "neuter or not" decision. Now most of you would go along with good ol...

November 15, 2005

Support Chicanos’ In Fight Against Rights Violations

By Emily Lu

I am writing as a concerned human being showing solidarity to our brothers and sisters around the world who are victims of human rights violations. I want to call everybody in the UCSB community to join the students from...