Finally, it has happened. The Nexus has officially turned into a smut tabloid. You’ll notice that the Opinion page is filled with it today, so get out your tube socks. In news, there’s a wet spot on the front page, and in sports, the Sac-Town soliloquist fantasizes about the women’s basketball coach. The ‘human has decided to take the high road though.
Thursday’s forecast: If the ‘human had the proper reproductive organs, I’d be all wet right now.