Opinion

November 21, 2007

Males Create More Spectacle Than Tails

By Dana Olsen

Every time I find myself surrounded by a group of guys - which, unfortunately, is quite a lot, thanks to the many meatheads of the men's rugby team...

November 21, 2007

Think!

By Staff

November 20, 2007

You’re in My Seat, Jackass

By The Weatherhuman

I know we don't have seating charts in college, but as far as I'm concerned, there's an unwritten rule about where you can sit in lectures.

November 20, 2007

Wal-Mart Befriends the Common Man

By Jeff Dulgar

Liberals have turned Wal-Mart into their poster child for conservative capitalist greed.

November 20, 2007

Ron Paul’s Disciples Ignore U.S. Priorities

By David Sforza

The war in Iraq has been a fiasco. Americans want out of Iraq, and they want out of Iraq now.

November 20, 2007

Researching Yields the Better T.A.

By Tabor Williams

Everyone attending the paradise known as UC Santa Barbara has dealt with the joyous pleasure of experiencing the teaching assistant.

November 20, 2007

Simple Energy Solutions Help Save An Ailing Environment

By Taylor Orr

Americans represent merely 5 percent of the world's population, yet they consume 40 percent of Earth's nonrenewable resources and produce nearly 30 percent of its total waste.

November 20, 2007

Think!

By Staff

November 19, 2007

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Whoa, whoa, whoa! The CIA was on campus recruiting students last week and they DIDN'T stop by my office?

November 19, 2007

Slim Site Becomes Good as GOLD

By Mana Mostatabi

A riddle for all of you: What is unable to move backwards, reluctant to move forward, and bulky all over? Answer: the original GOLD.

November 19, 2007

Take Your Titillating Shots off Facebook

By Adam Wenger

In the '80s, glamour shots were all the rage. Girls would get all dressed up and have themselves photographed, so they could display their sexiness to all their friends.

November 16, 2007

Accents Prove to be Pain in the Arse

By Jessica Fleitman

I'm taking a class on stage dialects this quarter, and it's usually pretty fun.

November 16, 2007

Weather

By Staff

This is two weeks in a row now that my superb Friday column has been foiled by massive corrections.

November 16, 2007

Remember Abdicated Writer Affectionately

By Armando Gomez

Over a seven-month period last year, sixty staff members of the Santa Barbara News-Press either resigned or were fired.

November 16, 2007

Watch Who’s Watching Your Facebook

By Jack Yi

Every time I'm on Facebook - which sadly constitutes a major chunk of my free time - I always come across something that never fails to amaze me: How little some people consider privacy and safety issues on these social ...

November 16, 2007

Campus Protestors Should Stop Clowning With Guests

By Anh N. Nguyen

Editor, Daily Nexus, To the clowns of the "Community Members Against War" club, group, assembly, whatever you want to call it - guess what? The joke's on you. You