Opinion

November 27, 2007

Bank Error in Your Favor, Collect $200

By The Weatherhuman

The traditional Weatherfamily Thanksgiving Monopoly game turned ugly this year, which isn't surprising since I've never played that game without it getting contentious.

November 27, 2007

Putin Threatens Future of Russian Democracy

By Jeff Dulgar

The Russian Federation has done plenty of wing-flapping and squawking in the last several years.

November 26, 2007

Lawn Game Renews Holiday Cheer

By Adam Wenger

With Thanksgiving out of the way, and Christmas lights going up around us, it's safe to say the holiday season is officially here.

November 26, 2007

Quitting Cold Turkey

By The Weatherhuman

Midway through my Thanksgiving meal, my cousin decided to inform me that he had seen a 68-pound turkey the night before.

November 26, 2007

Dorms, Apartments Envelop UCSB Years

By Mana Mostatabi

When students leave home for the first time, many parents suffer from what supposedly qualified professionals label "empty nest syndrome."

November 26, 2007

Think!

By Staff

November 21, 2007

“The ‘Human Smothers You in Gravy”

By The Weatherhuman

There's nothing funny about a holiday that exploits Native Americans and leads to increased obesity in a country that is already far too fat.

November 21, 2007

Toast With Relatives on Turkey Day Inebriation Is a Family Affair

By Ray Collins

Turkey day is coming up, which means a large feast with the family. Family get-togethers like Thanksgiving generally have everyone in a pretty good mood.

November 21, 2007

Males Create More Spectacle Than Tails

By Dana Olsen

Every time I find myself surrounded by a group of guys - which, unfortunately, is quite a lot, thanks to the many meatheads of the men's rugby team...

November 21, 2007

Think!

By Staff

November 20, 2007

You’re in My Seat, Jackass

By The Weatherhuman

I know we don't have seating charts in college, but as far as I'm concerned, there's an unwritten rule about where you can sit in lectures.

November 20, 2007

Wal-Mart Befriends the Common Man

By Jeff Dulgar

Liberals have turned Wal-Mart into their poster child for conservative capitalist greed.

November 20, 2007

Ron Paul’s Disciples Ignore U.S. Priorities

By David Sforza

The war in Iraq has been a fiasco. Americans want out of Iraq, and they want out of Iraq now.

November 20, 2007

Researching Yields the Better T.A.

By Tabor Williams

Everyone attending the paradise known as UC Santa Barbara has dealt with the joyous pleasure of experiencing the teaching assistant.

November 20, 2007

Simple Energy Solutions Help Save An Ailing Environment

By Taylor Orr

Americans represent merely 5 percent of the world's population, yet they consume 40 percent of Earth's nonrenewable resources and produce nearly 30 percent of its total waste.

November 20, 2007