Opinion

November 19, 2007

Slim Site Becomes Good as GOLD

By Mana Mostatabi

A riddle for all of you: What is unable to move backwards, reluctant to move forward, and bulky all over? Answer: the original GOLD.

November 19, 2007

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Whoa, whoa, whoa! The CIA was on campus recruiting students last week and they DIDN'T stop by my office?

November 19, 2007

Take Your Titillating Shots off Facebook

By Adam Wenger

In the '80s, glamour shots were all the rage. Girls would get all dressed up and have themselves photographed, so they could display their sexiness to all their friends.

November 16, 2007

Accents Prove to be Pain in the Arse

By Jessica Fleitman

I'm taking a class on stage dialects this quarter, and it's usually pretty fun.

November 16, 2007

Weather

By Staff

This is two weeks in a row now that my superb Friday column has been foiled by massive corrections.

November 16, 2007

Remember Abdicated Writer Affectionately

By Armando Gomez

Over a seven-month period last year, sixty staff members of the Santa Barbara News-Press either resigned or were fired.

November 16, 2007

Watch Who’s Watching Your Facebook

By Jack Yi

Every time I'm on Facebook - which sadly constitutes a major chunk of my free time - I always come across something that never fails to amaze me: How little some people consider privacy and safety issues on these social ...

November 16, 2007

Campus Protestors Should Stop Clowning With Guests

By Anh N. Nguyen

Editor, Daily Nexus, To the clowns of the "Community Members Against War" club, group, assembly, whatever you want to call it - guess what? The joke's on you. You

November 16, 2007

Congress Clenches Authority Through Military Justice Laws

By Jason Crawford

Editor, Daily Nexus, Congress has done the opposite of what Jeff Dulgar wrote in his recent column ("Blame Congress for Contractor Critique," Daily Nexus, Nov. 13).

November 16, 2007

Drink

By Staff

November 15, 2007

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

For a while now I've been confused about why Congress is spending so much time debating the merits of waterboarding.

November 15, 2007

Poverty Problem Requires Star Power

By Eric Goldman

Poverty in America is an often glossed-over subject. Except when faced with extraordinary events like Hurricane Katrina, the American poor are too infrequently thought about.

November 15, 2007

Water Flushed Away With New Dry Urinals

By Chris Darancette

Remember when you were an elementary school student and your favorite thing to do was run into the school restroom and flush all the urinals one after another, just to see the waterfall?

November 15, 2007