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Guru Uncovers I.V.’s Healthy Vittles

Freebirds, Super Cucas, Cantina, Rosarito and even El Sitio - to most, Isla Vista is synonymous with dirty, greasy, unhealthy Mexican food. If you want healthy food and are afraid of venturing outside...
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Roses Are Red…

Oh my God. Two corrections in two days… copy staff, I officially rescind my Valentine to all of you. I have a job to do, I have adoring fans. Stop stealing my box! Also, news staff, how hard is ...
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Institution Eclipses Researchers’ Motive

When I heard UCSB students would be holding an anti-war rally at Pardall Tunnel, I did not have an overwhelming desire to attend. Like most students on this campus, I'm against the Iraq war, and I'm v...
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Bro Battles With Bud Bachelorettes And They’re Both Named Mary Jane

Valentine's Day: Aside from Columbus Day, it's probably my least favorite holiday, year in and year out. Maybe I can't get over the fact that both celebrations completely ignore what actually happened...
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Be My Valentine? (Only If You’re Hot Though)

Sources around the office tell me that people have been looking for me at parties. Look, I get it. I love myself too. But you can’t expect the ‘Human to show up without an invite. I’...
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Proper Protests Do Background Checks

Passing through the Pardall Tunnel around 11:45 a.m. this past Tuesday, I couldn't help but notice a small gathering of students protesting the Iraq war. By 1:00 p.m., this small group amassed into a ...
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La Dame de Patron: Speed Dating Dominated by Duds

"The women are always portrayed as the weird ones," my roommate explained.
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Major Media Omits “Maverick” McCain’s Shortcomings

After winning the Virginia, Maryland and Washington, D.C. Republican primaries on Tuesday night, Sen. John McCain has all but sewn up the GOP nomination and will most certainly be his party's nominee ...
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Cupid’s Arrow Comes in a Kegstand

So, you think the guy you hook up with every other Thursday in the corner of Tonic is going to be your Valentine? Think again. No place in the country can compete with Isla Vista when it comes to cele...
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Canadian Board Shorts

Since the Nexus doesn't have a fashion section, I feel that I must take it upon myself to discuss a major fashion faux pas that I've seen far too much of over the past couple of weeks.
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The Fuzz Be Buzzin’ Over Removed Taps

It's been awhile since I last wrote a "Question Authority" article, but I don't want you all to get the idea that I've been avoiding you. It's not that at all. You see, it's been really crazy and all...
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