Opinion

January 22, 2008

Rallies Showcase Governing Style

By Eric Goldman

"Let's have a conversation," Hillary Clinton proposed to the crowd of mostly UCSB students and Santa Barbara locals, utilizing a line she used to kick off her campaign in a videotaped message on HillaryClinton.com last y...

January 22, 2008

Mile High Flub

By The Weatherhuman

An online survey found that two-thirds of Australian travelers want to join the Mile High Club. It’s hard to believe that a third of the respondents said no, although I guess I can see what their problems are. It&#...

January 22, 2008

State Repubs Shaft Independent Voters

By Jeff Dulgar

Far too often, "Conservative" and "Republican" are thought to be synonymous. However, if your views lean to the right, you are not confined to the Republican Party.

January 22, 2008

Think!

By John Park

January 18, 2008

Changing changed change

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently people were getting trampled and straight up mollywhopped at the entrance for the Clinton speech last night, since they only let 900 people in.

January 18, 2008

Boot Camp Purges the Urges to Eat

By David Rabie

Fifteen miles of hiking, four hours of daily exercise class, 1400-calorie-a-day vegetarian diet and not to mention a 5:30 a.m. wakeup call - The Ashram is a glorified boot camp celebrities and average Joe's alike pay tho...

January 18, 2008

Time for Iraq to Call for a Series Finale

By Carsten Quinlan

One of the key issues in this election is the state of Iraq. Should we stay, should we go? What will we leave behind? What have we done?

January 18, 2008

Think

By Jess Riegel

January 17, 2008

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

By The Weatherhuman

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.

January 17, 2008

Entropic Break Descends into Haze Of Chimneys Ablaze and Dropped J’s

By Jeff Gibson

Relax, guys. No matter how much you puff out of it, I've learned there are just certain things in life you can't avoid.

January 17, 2008

Hopeful Republicans Get Primary Profile

By Jeff Dulgar

With Feb. 5 - Super Tuesday - rapidly approaching, I feel I owe it to my conservative brethren to give a brief analysis of the current Republican candidates.

January 17, 2008

Think!

By Staff

January 16, 2008

Skype Sex Will Turn Software Hard

By Dana Olsen

I've never been in a long-distance relationship, but from what I've observed, it seems like cross-country coupledom is the way to go - especially in the technologically advanced and emotionally independent era we live in...

January 16, 2008