Opinion

January 17, 2008

Hopeful Republicans Get Primary Profile

By Jeff Dulgar

With Feb. 5 - Super Tuesday - rapidly approaching, I feel I owe it to my conservative brethren to give a brief analysis of the current Republican candidates.

January 17, 2008

Think!

By Staff

January 16, 2008

Is That How You’re Going to Say It?

By The Weatherhuman

Does anyone out there know why the airlines switched back to regular pretzels as the in-flight snack?

January 16, 2008

Skype Sex Will Turn Software Hard

By Dana Olsen

I've never been in a long-distance relationship, but from what I've observed, it seems like cross-country coupledom is the way to go - especially in the technologically advanced and emotionally independent era we live in...

January 16, 2008

Beer’s Uses Extend Beyond the Red Cup

By Ray Collins

I love beer. On my tenth birthday my dad gave me my first beer, knowing I would curse the bitter taste of the unfamiliar beverage.

January 16, 2008

Think!

By Staff

January 15, 2008

Battle of the Bootylicious

By Chris Hoffman

It’s always a sad day when I walk into class after the first rain, and instead of spaghetti straps and booty shorts, I’m met with baggy sweats and no skin to be found. I thought this was UCSB! As students of ...

January 15, 2008

Battle of the Bootylicious

By Valerie Tidwell

Excuse me, ladies in the booty shorts? It's winter. I know we live in Santa Barbara and that it actually climbed above 70 degrees yesterday and Sunday, but... it's winter. Put on some pants.

January 15, 2008

Award Shows Fail to Seize the Globe

By Alex Pavlovic

Whether it's the Emmys, the GRAMMYs, the ESPYs or some other show that ends with the sound "ys," I've never really liked award shows.

January 15, 2008

Reason Strikes Out With WGA

By David Sforza

As a union supporter from a union family, I hope all of you will join me in this statement: Screw the Writers Guild of America.

January 15, 2008

Obama’s Flowery Words Promise More Than He’ll Deliver

By Joseph Rizek

Every year, the Lake Superior State University publishes a humorous list of words that should be banished from the popular discourse for their "Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness."

January 14, 2008