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Take a Deep Breath, It Will be OK

April 4, 2008 by David Rabie

Take a deep breath. How often do you hear people saying that when you are stressed or angry? Simply breathing in and out slowly can relieve your stress and make you infinitely more level-headed. Ninet...
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Penny for my Thoughts

April 4, 2008 by Staff

I’ve finally found a politician I can get behind. Nope, not Obama; I lost all respect for him when I found out he bowled a 37 (seriously pathetic, even a retarded toddler could break 40). Instea...
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Loser Libs Forge a Path for Mighty Mac

April 4, 2008 by Zac Gates

Goodness gracious, the tides are beginning to turn! Good news, fellow conservatives: The Democratic Party is on the verge of implosion.
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Drink

April 4, 2008 by Staff

Hypocrisy Clouds Parental Advice

April 3, 2008 by Jeff Gibson

"Well, I'm thinking about finding a place in Pacifica. I hear it's really foggy, but at least the rent's cheaper." "You'll fit in perfectly, son. You've been growing up your whole life in a fog."
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They Tell Me It’s Not a Recession

April 3, 2008 by Staff

According to The New York Times, major retail stores like Best Buy, Circuit City and Home Depot are more open to "haggling" with customers because of low prices on the Internet and a sluggish economy....
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Hillary Refuses to Go Down Without Fight

April 3, 2008 by Eric Goldman

Sen. Hillary Clinton may have her back to the ropes in her primary contest against Sen. Barack Obama, but she isn't going down for the count.
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Think!

April 3, 2008 by Staff

Spring Break Embraces Lewd Nudes

April 2, 2008 by Dana Olsen

I have never had sex on Spring Break. That confession isn't meant to negate my credibility - in fact, it's supposed to do just the opposite.
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Never Gonna Get This Song Out of My Head

April 2, 2008 by Staff

After overhearing a complete moron tell his friend that the Weather wasn't funny yesterday, I couldn't help but be amazed at how many people forget about April Fools Day each year.
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‘Free’ Society Is Still Shackled by Labels

April 2, 2008 by Megan Lucero

Why is it so appealing to go to the zoo to see beautiful creatures bound up in cages? My explanation is we relate unconsciously to these animals because likewise, society has put each of us into simil...
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Hot Game Offers Drinks on the Rock

April 2, 2008 by Ray Collins

Rock Band? Rock Band. Yes, the stuff of legends is now at your fingertips. And what better way to prove your worth as a rock star than incorporate drinking into your game.
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Economic Lesson Calculates Advantages of Capitalism

April 2, 2008 by Joseph Rizek

On my desk lies a graphing calculator. With this device I am able to perform complex mathematical calculations almost instantly. All of the laborious and time-consuming arithmetic is computed by the i...
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Think!

April 2, 2008 by Staff

Turds and Tulips

April 1, 2008 by Staff

Sprightly, adventurous tulips to the Gaucho who rock climbed up Storke Tower. You didn't leave us hanging for a moment, as you explained how to belay without ropes.
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