Opinion
The vehicle parking policy at UCSB is intended to encourage students to bike to classes instead of drive. This is a fantastic idea, considering that the majority of students live on campus or in Isla ...
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I was shocked and offended by professor Walter Yuen's perspective on and his proposed restriction of Halloween in Isla Vista ("A.S. Defers Plans for Halloween Treats," Daily Nexus, May 29).
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There is a point preceding every casual Isla Vista hookup when it becomes apparent your sassy dance moves have paid off, and you will be rewarded with a night of unruly bonage. In fact, we college stu...
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With only a few weeks left before my asshole landlords boot me out of I.V. for good, I had planned on spending my dwindling days as a student re-enacting all my favorite activities.
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It's Tuesday night and I'm standing in a three-room apartment on Abrego Road with Lynne and she's asking me if I think she should move in here. The door doesn't lock but I'm tired of her not getting i...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
I am writing in response to the article ("SB Sees Swell in Student Abuse of Prescription Pill," Daily Nexus, May 20), which discussed the legal consequences of un-prescribed Adde...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
I am alarmed by the Nexus article about the 3rd District supervisor candidates' financial statements ("Farr Maintains Lead in Contributions," Daily Nexus, May 28) and the recent ...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
There are many reasons to vote for Dr. David Bearman for 3rd District supervisor. His views on the budgetary impact of current drug policy are just one reason.
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
In the past 25-plus years, I have grown to know Victoria Pointer in areas where many others have lacked the privilege.
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Remember when "Seinfeld" was the top-rated show on television? Remember when the "Friends" finale captivated a nation? I hope you do because, as our society moves forward, it's hard to imagine sitcoms...
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I'm down to my final few days as the 'Human - I'll wait a moment while you wipe away that tear - so what better time to ask a very important question? How come Orbit gum comes in packs that are perfec...
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I have always denied that the world is round.
Before you wonder how I ended up in college, allow me to elaborate by regarding spherical circularity as multidimensional instead. Different facets conve...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
Congratulations on your endorsement of Steve Pappas. It makes sense. Where was Pappas last Wednesday night when Doreen Farr sat through a three-hour Redevelopment Agency/I.V. Pro...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
