How do you guys like the Weather this week? Pretty random, eh? Sunny one day, foggy the next, with no real discernable pattern. That’s mostly because I’m confused as hell right now. Why? Because even dolphins are going on diets. Japan decided some trick dolphins were looking pudgy around the edges and they were like, “Dolphins, we will be having none of this. Slim down or else.”

Tomorrow’s forecast: When animals diet, nobody can predict tomorrow’s skies.